Jokes to crack up for...

With all the gloom around the world nowadays with all the news of natural calamities, fighting, deaths etc., I thought I wanna do something different this week by sharing some jokes for all your amusement. For me, it's either these jokes or buying my favourite replica bags at my online Replica handbags Store. Enjoy;

A built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y?When asked him, he said,"Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.

A: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
A: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
A to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
A: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

A attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
A: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

A in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
A: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

A got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU"
A replied:"I Mr YOU" !!.

A: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Dr: When?
A: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
A: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
A: We lost the duplicate key!!

Why A opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....

One tourist from U.S.A. asked A: Any great man born in this village???
A: no sir, only small Babies!!!

A: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
A: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Hahaha,,,,,......

Beautiful Woman Month

I receieved an email today wishing me Beautiful Woman Month. Thought I share it with you all....It's about....

"~~ Beauty of a Woman ~~

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, The place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman With time, only grows.. ..."

I agree except I can't live without BB (rhymes with baby). Everyone has his/her vices and mine is my 'Beautiful Bags' which in short, I called it my BB or my 'baby'.

I let you all in a secret. my favourite Replica handbags site would be commencing their SUMMER SALE anytime soon this month. Visit qreplicas.com to 'transport' you to the bountiful world of 'BB'. Enjoy!