Jokes to crack up for...

With all the gloom around the world nowadays with all the news of natural calamities, fighting, deaths etc., I thought I wanna do something different this week by sharing some jokes for all your amusement. For me, it's either these jokes or buying my favourite replica bags at my online Replica handbags Store. Enjoy;

A built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y?When asked him, he said,"Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.

A: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
A: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
A to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
A: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

A attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
A: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

A in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
A: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

A got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU"
A replied:"I Mr YOU" !!.

A: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Dr: When?
A: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
A: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
A: We lost the duplicate key!!

Why A opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....

One tourist from U.S.A. asked A: Any great man born in this village???
A: no sir, only small Babies!!!

A: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
A: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Hahaha,,,,,......